supercalifragilesticexpeealidocious
supercalifragilesticexpeealidocious
supercalifragilesticexpeealidocious
supercalifragilesticexpeealidocious
supercalifragilesticexpeealidocious
supercalifragilesticexpeealidocious….
i wish there were more choices of font offered on this blog…although, who am i to complain, it’s not costing me anything…but, a little garamond or bookman antiqua would be nice…lucida sans serif is cool too…
i’m just wasting time right now while i wait for two toddlers to scream out that they are done on the toilet, one is using the guest bathroom, the other is using mine…the noise is unbelievable…the two year old keeps yelling caca…so, apparently that is her goal…she first yelled pee pee…i think she has a need to tell me everything she is going to do…i hope she grows out of that…the three year old will yell incessantly that she is done yet, when i run in there…she suddenly has more to do…i really look forward to the day where i do not play such an integral part of this whole ritual….can you tell i’m not writing this all at once? i’ve been up now at least 6 times to see to these little crumb chasers…the two year old is insisting she wipe herself…i would gladly give up that chore, however, she will use up an entire roll of toilet paper in the span of 3.45 seconds…then, i will wander into the bathroom only to find the toilet overflowing with no end in sight….ok….the ordeal is over, at least for a couple more hours…
i’m back…i just found my two year old stuffing cotton balls in her mouth…when she saw me approach she picked up speed…what the hell…i’m so confused…what is so yummy about a cotton ball…so, i tell her to open her mouth and she clamps it shut…lockjaw on a two year old is almost impossible to pry open but, there is hope…i held her nose…she is stubborn, turned a blue gray before she gave in…
i am now going to pour myself a glass of wine…my first of many…these kids are driving me to drink…
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